The party was at Mark's house on a Saturday afternoon. Me, Mark, Brittany, Maya home for the weekend, and Lauren — my best friend since our twenties, who takes Goose's birthday more seriously than most people take their own, and had driven up specifically because I'd told her about the scratcher situation and she wanted to see it in person.
When I arrived, Goose was under the bed.
"He's been hiding more," Mark said. "The vet thinks anxiety."
I sat on the floor outside the bedroom door and called his name once, the way I always have.
He came out. Walked straight to me. Climbed into my lap and stayed.
I saw Brittany watching from the hallway.
After cake — for us; Goose got the expensive pâté I'd brought — Brittany came in carrying the box. Cream paper, ribbon, the full presentation.
"We found him something really special," she said.
A designer cat scratcher. Cream sisal, walnut wood base. Architectural. Sculptural. The kind of thing that belongs in a design magazine spread. Genuinely beautiful.
"I read every review," Brittany said. "This one came up consistently. It's hand-wrapped sisal. A real investment piece."
She set it on the rug.
Goose looked at it from my lap.
He did not move.
"Goose, look!" Brittany said brightly.
Goose blinked at her. Slowly. Then looked at the wall.
Maya made a sound into her water glass.
Brittany lifted him off my lap — he went immediately limp, that specific boneless quality cats have when they've decided not to cooperate — and the second she set him near the scratcher, he turned around and walked directly back to me.
"He just needs to warm up to it," she said.
I reached into my bag and pulled out the AquaPaws — flat, unfilled, floppy in my hands.
"I'll be right back," I said.
I walked to the kitchen.
Nobody said anything.
I filled the mat at the sink. The water settled inside it, the little fish shifting around as I carried it back into the living room.
I could feel the room watching me.
The awkward silence of people who had just watched an expensive gift get ignored, and were now watching someone walk back in with what looked like a pool toy, and were absolutely certain this was about to make things worse.
I set the AquaPaws on the floor next to the designer scratcher.
It looked absurd beside it.
Goose looked down from the couch i set him on when leaving to fill the Water Mat up. Climbed off. Walked toward both objects.
Passed the designer scratcher without slowing down.
Stopped in front of the AquaPaws.
Two seconds.
Then he was on it. Pawed at it. The water moved. He pawed again — the water shifted in a completely different direction. He made a sound — low, urgent, focused — that I hadn't heard in years. He bit at the surface. Pressed his whole weight down. Launched off, circled, came back from a different angle.
The room was completely quiet except for Goose.
Lauren leaned forward. Maya was filming.
He finally rolled off, panting, and pressed himself against the mat.
"He's just overstimulated," Brittany said. "From the party. He'll try mine when things settle down."
Lauren looked at her.
"Brittany," she said, in the tone she uses when she's decided to be kind but not dishonest, "Goose walked past a $285 scratcher and didn't look at it once. I don't think that's the party."
The room was quiet again.
Mark looked at the mat. Then at the scratcher. Then at me.
When it was time to leave, I crouched down to say goodbye. Goose climbed into my arms and stayed there for a long time.
Maya drove me home. She didn't push me to talk.
"Mom," she said quietly, somewhere on the highway. "He's still your cat."
I didn't answer.
I looked out the window.
She was right.
Some things don't change no matter who buys the fancier gift.